Sindee Jennings @ TheMinion.com
I was feeling a bit under the weather this day. I was on antibiotics and haven’t felt this bad since I ate bad mayonnaise. Nonetheless, Sindee Jennings came over to make me feel better by reminding me as to why I’m an awesome human being and she’s less than zero. I pretended to care what she was bitching about while dreaming about boning her on a mountain of spaghetti. Alas, there was no spaghetti today but I did allow her the honor of riding me like a bull. I still wonder why I give these no-name sluts a shot at stardom by using my name to further their careers. Anyways, I was running a high fever so my 2 henchmen came in and donated their DNA because I sign their checks. I then had them bring me some matzah ball soup and called it a night.



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Estelle @ TheMinion.com
Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I was involving myself in cleansing my nose when this British skank crossed my path and wanted enough money to wire back to Jolly Ol’ England. Since my stocks were rising like my temper in a buffet line I decided to toss her some cash by having her suck on my Big Ben. She wanted to fuck me but I love teasing these whores by making them think they can earn more moolah by riding the Minion Mastadon. I drained my balls on her face and had a taxi take her to a local British pub so she could drink her memories of me away.



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Mia Bangg @ TheMinion.com
Her titties are the best I’ve ever seen. Her ass was as tender as the roast beef sandwich I had the night before. Her mouth was as moist as the turkey that I had with that roast beef sandwich. Mia Bangg came by Casa De Minion because her boyfriend blew all his money on some bad stocks and she was near homelessness. I have a soft spot in my heart for whores who want to milk my furious dong in the hopes of getting some dough from me. Speaking of dough, have any of you had those new sprinkled doughnuts out there? Ooops, had a food flashback there……….so she was soon on her knees praying at the alter of Minion while her mouth was working my enormous shaft. My balls were not to be left alone and she knew that an average job would result in no job for her with a future of government cheese. I soon dropped my load as fast as the DOW has been dropping in recent weeks and she was soon off to some check cashing place since her bank account shut down faster than a buffet with me in its line



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Lacey Luv @ TheMinion.com
Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and I’d still be more aware of reality than this brain dead waste of space. She did have a great body which condemns her to a future of craigslist hooking and banging busboys in hopes of getting leftovers at Denny’s. Lacey Luv bothered me during my special "me time" with my nose candy.She looked at me the same way my 3rd grade teacher looked when I told her the following:"Math will only be needed in my future to count the money I make off of porn whores after they drink my jizz." Lacey was told that a paycheck would be in her future as well if she swallowed my pecker like a double-decker. She did a below average blowjob and I was able to pop by thinking of "Mrs. C" bent over a sink,peeling me potatoes as I fucked her hard. I still got it bad for teacher.



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Ivy @ TheMinion.com
Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts. She just got off the plane, got in a car, and got to my place because apparently there’s a big dollar sign on my roof. These stupid bitches keep telling one another that I pay top dollar to fuck these low lifes on camera for YOUR viewing pleasure. Although it’s true, I don’t like hearing the doorbell ring when I’m expecting Chinese take-out and I come across this emotionless slut. Ivy must have learned how to have sex from those old sex-ed reels from the 1950′s because it was like fucking a corpse. Hell, fucking a corpse would have been a better idea since it would have been warmer versus Ivy’s cold body. I couldn’t wait to drop my load on her, send her home, and think long and hard about what I just put myself through.



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Dallas @ TheMinion.com
Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and over how she wanted to be a big star. She wanted to be the next Jenna Jameson and have a website with a trillion members. I tried paying attention to the rest of her monologue but was hypnotized by the melons on her chest. She knew she’d have to get down and dirty with The Minion and thought she was mentally and physically prepared to do so. Her rown didn’t turn upsdie down as she was squashed under a mountain of my blubber and nearly suffocated. She thought the ordeal was over until I fucked her in postions that she now wishes she could forget. Much like JFK, Dallas was nailed in the head by a sniper bullet of my goo.



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Tiger @ TheMinion.com
I must be happy to punich myself since Tiger makes yet another appearance here. Her tight latina body must have overpowered my good judgement when I had her come over. Needless to say she’d rather be at a lowrider convention than being around me but I paid the cost to be the boss. Tiger wasn’t getting many bookings since she was a notorious flake, bitched on set, and was basically a cunt. I had to reshow her the teaching of The Minion. I wanted her to be able to be a huge porn star but not before she took yet another ride on the Minion Express. Her aim with peanut butter didn’t deteriorate as she covered my face with George Washington Carver’s contribution. I had enough and stuck my lion cock into Tiger’s snatch. Once I donated my jizz for her consumption Tiger promised never to be a problem in the porn business and she’d always give me my cut.



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Jayma Reid @ TheMinion.com
When Jayma’s not reading the Book Of Mormon she’s studying the Book Of Minion. Jayma Reed is in a category of whores who don’t make me want to toss my cookies on first meeting. Look at how her body is almost as flawless as mine. I wanted to make love to this Salt Lake City sweetheart and gave her a once-in-a-lifetime chance of swallowing my mighty staff under my pants. She prayed to the Minion G-d and begged me to unleash a popshot that would require the building of an Ark. Jayma has yet to be seen but there are rumors she no longer believes in G-d and I can’t blame her seeing as what I did to her.



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Tiffany Holliday @ TheMinion.com
Tiffany Holiday……what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose candy must have been laced with something gnarly because I would have never given Ms. Holiday the time of day for her to use her mouth as a cock garage for my meaty member. She did dress like a little whore which I loved. I’m sure she had a shank in her stockings which reminds me to have all future whores go through a metal detector. I had a hefty check dangling to convince her that sucking my dong would benefit her, her bank, and her drug dealer. Once she knew where her bread was buttered she quickly sucked down my python as I treated my nose to somce candy since it had been an entire 5 minutes since I had last done so. I couldn’t wait to drop my load in her mouth so I could go to bed for the first time in 10 days.



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Gia @ TheMinion.com
I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled a holocaust survivor more than a porn star. I’ve taken shits that weigh more and look better than her. She cruised by Casa de Minion because she needed money for a lawyer so she could get her kid back. I say she needed a hamburger instead but that’s just my opinion! I wish I didn’t blow my load earlier on some other worthless cumrag slut so I could pop faster with Gia. Luckily, for her, my pussy eating skills haven’t gone south much like her self esteem so I was able to enjoy sticking my tongue up where babies come from. Keep rewatching the popshot and you can almost see her soul leave her body and that’s the sign of a job well done on my part.



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